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The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?)

Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet And mouse goes squeek Cow goes moo Frog goes croak And the elephant goes toot Ducks say quack And fish go blub And the seal goes ow ow ow But there’s one sound That no one knows What does the fox say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! What does the

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Massachusetts

Far away across the oceans An undiscovered paradise Forget New York and California There’s a better place – now close your eyes Take my hand We are almost there Our favorite place on earth Massachusetts It’s the 14th biggest state Massachusetts Just four hours from New York Read amazing books for free

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Mr. Toot

Bam bam ba, bam bam ba Come with me to istanbul Land of turbans, spice and carpets This is the tale of mr. Toot Legendary music man Up on the roof he played the toot No one could resist his rhythm Slave and sultan side by side Dancing dance

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Old Friends

I saw you at the railway station There had been a cancellation You were smoking cigarettes alone I walked up and said: Hello I lost my wife two days ago You shook my hand and said Francis was your name And you had a hat, and I

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Stonehenge

My life is so successful I've got everything a man could ever need I've got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have a talkshow on tv And I know I should be happy, but instead There's a question I can't get out of my head What's

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Pressure

Negotiating peace in the Middle East Or if you squeeze on yo' motherfuckin' soap machine You gotta Put the right amount of pressure on it You gotta Put the right amount of pressure on it Pressure on it Do you like when your taco gets fucked, baby? Too much

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Someone Like Me

People hug And give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But everytime I try to charm a lady She runs away What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go... Excuse me, miss But do you like the dubstep? Oh,

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Yoghurt

Ok, stabs and drums Let me tell you about a thing I really want some yoghurt Well, not exactly yoghurt But it has a taste of yoghurt And also kinda look like yoghurt The shape should be like yoghurt Some people will think it's yoghurt But with a closer

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Intolerant

Since the day you walked into my life I knew that it was meant to be So why am I lying sleepless at night So scared that you'll be leavin' me Cause the secret that I carry inside I'm afraid that it will make you see What

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Kjempeform

Jeg er på topp Jeg er på bånn Din skyld at det er sånn Barometeret står på storm Hmm jeg er I kjempeform Jeg kanke ligge, Jeg kanke gå Jeg kanke løpe Jeg kanke stå Vrir meg som en orm Hmm jeg er I kjempeform Du sier ja Du sier nei Snur rett opp

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The Cabin

Oh Come with me girl I wanna take you to a place Where it's just you and me To my cabin Let me take you to my favorite place Just five hour drive from the city Just follow the road until it stops And then keep walking for another

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Shabby Chic

Everything is shabby When you look into my bedroom Shabby closet, shabby bed And shabby shabby chandelier I just can’t get enough of the shabby My favorite thing in the world Is a shabby chair White It feels so right When I paint it with my Shabby shabby paint And then I

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Trucker’s Hitch

I, I know how to tie Every kind of knot Except one It's so hard The greatest knot of all So flexible and strong But I do something wrong I know the bowline Sheepshank And the double overhand But the trucker's hitch I just don't understand Let's do the trucker's hitch The trucker's hitch I,

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Janym (?????)

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Jeg Heter Finn

Helt vanlig dag her I fossgata 3 Klokka 07.00, jeg er oppe for det Enebolig, tujahekk og plenen er frisk Og hylsa I nescafeen sitter som et skudd Eikegulv I stua og glassbyggerstein Var I sveits med kollegaer og tok med denne hjem Ikea-seng til gjester I

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Da Vet Du At Det Er Jul

Nå er natten her Snøen laver ned Stjernen viser vei Hjem til julefred For da samles de, som du kjenner så godt Med et håp om fred på jord Julenatt, stjernen er tent Grøten er klar, barna venter spent Og vi spiser fredet fugl Ja, da vet du at det

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Jan Egeland

Gray hair, glasses, suitcase Humble, clever And constantly working for peace Uganda, Congo And the oslo treaty plan Oh, my God, what a plan Not as famous as Gahr Støre Not a daddy's boy like jens But when handgrenades are flying There's just one man you can trust When there's war

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La Det På Is

Norge! Denne går ut til dokker som trur det er så jævla lett å lage humor og sketsjer Trur dokker kann gjøre det bedre sjøl? Fuck dokker mann! Det er faen ikkje nokke walk in the park… for å si det mildt sagt Og for hver sketsj som

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Work It

Yeah! Let me see them asses on the floor This one commin' at you b-style, brovis East coast party style, bitches goin' crazy Booty shakin', never ceases to amaze me Girl, I wanna get you into my bed But we ain't gonna sleep, we make love instead Your

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I Will Never Be a Star

They're amazing, don't you think? So incredibly talented So many hits on youtube So many things to live up to They're amazing, don't you think? My two older brothers They've had a wonderful career But I was never asked to join them Oh, God, how can it be? Those assholes